Quotes of the time being:

" You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you. - Fight Club........You can keep the beach, I didn't come here for the sand - Troy...........Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. - Fight Club.................Somewhere beyond the sea; Somewhere waiting for me; My lover stands on golden sands; And watches the ships that go sailing - Beyond the Sea..............Ever since I started working , every day has been worse than the one before. That means each time you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. - Office Space............If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball -Dodgeball............I love...lamp. -Anchorman................................................................................................................................................................................................wow....dork............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. If you are reading this now, you have wasted (as of right now, this very moment)2 minutes and 28 seconds (exactly) of your life. You deserve a cookie. Get in touch with me and I will seriously buy you a cookie. BUT! you can NOT!!! N - O - T NOT!!!! tell anyone that I am giving out cookies. If I even think that you knew about it before hand, the cookie deal is off and the person who told you owes me a cookie! "